Monthly Archives: April 2015

I’m in love with my neighbor’s wife. What should I do?

Anonymous asked: Dear Todd, I’m in love with my neighbor’s wife. What should I do? Todd says: Always consult the Bible. It’s full of advice on scoring with the ladies. In your case, the 10th Commandment is most germane. It … Continue reading

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Dear Todd, I hate my job. What should I do?

Anonymous asked: Todd says: You’ve come to the right place for career advice. I’ve been thinking about getting a job for years now. Here are some things I’ve learned:  First and foremost, don’t fall for that “early bird gets the … Continue reading

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Dear Future Employer,

I am writing to express my interest in your highest paying position, whatever that may be. I’m no stranger to hard work. In fact, my father tells me I can see it coming from a mile away. (He is always…

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